Hey, Mrs. V! (Strange Statements from Students)

"I love bacon, so I feel sorry for veterinarians."

Boy- "Your hair smells so good."
Girl- "Aww, thank you!"
Boy- "You smell like bacon."

"Whoa, I just walked backwards!  I didn't know I could do that!"

"Hey Mrs. V, if I don't know the answer, will you give me partial credit if I write 'Baby Jesus' for the answer?"

Hey, Mrs. V! (Strange Statements from Students)

I want to turn Asian, so I am using Japanese body wash.