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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Hey Mrs. V! Strange statements from students- catching a fetus

Boy in the class is coughing loudly.
Senior girl behind him: "You better cover your mouth- I don't want to catch a fetus!"
Me: "What? Catch a fetus- honey, have you taken health or Biology yet?  We may need to revisit that class, because that isn't how you 'catch a fetus.'"
Girl: "Fetus, what fetus? I meant fungus!"

She continued to tell the boy every time he coughed that he was spreading his fetus all over the class!

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