Boy 1- "Hey, Mrs. V, what kind of gun do you keep in your car?"
Mrs. V- "Umm, it's a Springfield, but it's not in there now."
Boy 2- "Oh, S! I think she does have one."
Boy 3- "What size is it; .45, 9..."
Mrs. V-" It's a 9mm."
Boy 1- "So you own a Glock 9?"
Mrs. V-"No. It's a Springfield XD9."
Boy 2- "That's a nice gun! Do you want to sell it to me?"
Mrs. V- "No."
Boy 2- "That's probably a good idea. You know THAT would end up on the news!"
1 comment:
and this is my second favorite!
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