Hey, Mrs. V! (Strange Statements from Students)

Cheerleader 1- "Hey, Mrs. V, do you have a big butt?"

Cheerleader 2- " What kind of question is that, of course she has a nice butt."

Cheerleader 1- "It's not like I ever look at it!"

Cheerleader 2- " Have you not heard [boy's name] talking about it?"

Cheerleader 1- "That's right, sorry to tell you this, Mrs. V, but the boys are checking you out all period."