Hey, Mrs. V! (Strange Statements from Students)

Girl- "Mrs. V, Coach may look young, but he's really OLD. He's a lot older than you.  He's like THIRTY-FIVE!"
Mrs. V- "35 isn't that old, my husband is 31."
Girl- "But 35 is SO much older than that!"
Mrs. V- "Only by 4 years."

By the way, Coach is actually 3 years younger than me.